Signs You've Grown Up

This was originally sent to me as, “25 Signs That You’ve Grown Up.” Now, there are multiple versions online. (All with no cited authorship.) For the sake of brevity, I’ve done a little cherry-picking.

Your potted plants are alive—and you can't smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

You keep more food in the fridge than beer.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time McDonald's closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

A $7.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

Over 90% of the time you spend on a computer is for real work.