Kid's Books You'll Never See

Years ago I was sent this list claiming it was from The Washington Post. I wasn’t able to verify that, but it seems unlikely. Still, you can find versions online. This is dark humor folks, so if you’re sensitive to jokes about serious subjects and vulnerable populations, best to stop reading now. I actually culled the more cringe worthy. Interesting how something can be funny in one decade and utterly offensive in another.

Children’s books you’ll never see:

You’re Different & That’s Bad

Pop! Goes the Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Cathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The ADD Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!

The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking

The Magic World Inside Abandoned Refrigerators

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Whining, Kicking & Crying to Get Your Way

You Were an Accident

Nightmares Are Real