Drinking and driving is the dumbest thing you’ll ever do. And we’ve all done a lot of stupid stuff.

A third ad in this series, “Don’t drink and do taxidermy,” was shot but never finished. Imagine a squirrel, smoking a cigarette… Oh, never mind.

There was no money for TV production. Luckily, the Internet is filled with dumb drunk people.

The most common of all dumb drunk moves: The Drunk Dial.