Earlier I posted a few of Steven Wright’s best one liners, which is pretty much all he does. One… slowly articulated… thought… after another. It’s hard to express how his delivery works in live performance, but it does. Amused chuckles and appreciative snorts gradually build to big laughs. Anyway, here are a few more. Let’s call this the question series.

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a baldman?

Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Why is “bra” plural and “panties” singular?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

What do chickens think we taste like?