Learned Over The Years

Like several other posts here, this found its way to my inbox with no accreditation. A little Googling found it on Dan Haerle’s website, although he doesn’t specifically claim authorship. However, I did get it the same year he retired from full-time jazz music instruction, so maybe that tells us something. This list is edited from the original.

I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12 

I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 16 

I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24 

I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26 

I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age 36 

I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 42 

I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50 

I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 56

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them after they die. Age 58

I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 60 

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62

I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66 

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 74

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 87