In honor of Mother’s Day, here’s a crowd-sourced list of “you know you’re a mom when…” lines. Thanks to all the great moms out there. What you do is super important. And it’s amazing how gracefully you do it.

You Know You’re A Mom When…

You use your own saliva to clean your kid’s face.

You only have time to shave one leg at a time.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it’s the only one your child eats.

You get compliments when you brush your hair.

You didn’t know your laundry hamper had a bottom.

Your kid throws up and you catch it.

You’re hauling at least half a dozen bags every time you leave the house.

You refer to yourself in the third person away from the kids. “Yes, mommy would like a glass of chard.”

Your purse is so large it doesn’t meet TSA carry-on standards.

You haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in years.

You have “Lucy’s Mom” as a contact in your phone.

You’re really excited for your new minivan.

Work counts as your social life.

The sound of silence worries you. 

Going to the grocery store alone is utterly blissful.

You finally go on a date night with your husband and spend the whole time talking about your kids.

This list was sourced from an old email, todaysthebestday.com and simplemost.com. There are a lot of versions online.