That kids say funny things is so true, they made a TV show (or two) out of it. These days you can find hilarious exchanges in a number of places, like #shitmykidsays. These quotes come from a collection sent to me in 1997 of kid’s thoughts on love. I wasn’t able to verify it online, so if anybody knows the source, please let me know.

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE

“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” —Manuel, age 8

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it.” —Glenn, age 7

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE

“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” —Brian, age 7

HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?

“Mushy. Like puppy dogs. Except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” —Arnold, age 10

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

“Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place. We were behind a tree.” —Carey, age 7

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

“See if the man has lipstick on his face.” —Sandra, age 7

HOW DOES A PERSON LEARN TO KISS?

“You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls.” —Julia, age 7

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“When they’re rich.” —Pam, age 7