Country Song Titles
For years, Mike Harden of Ohio’s Columbus Dispatch collected the “Worst Country Music Song Titles, Until The Next Time.” The tradition was upset when he passed in 2010. Herewith a sampling from the 1998 edition. Just a reminder, these are actual song titles. And they’re coming out every year.
Wake Up & Smell The Whiskey
Never Underestimate A Bored Housewife
Tonight, The Heartache’s On Me
Was There A Girl On Your Boy’s Night Out?
I’m Living Up To Her Low Expectations
You’re As Young As The Woman You Feed
Crank My Tractor
Has Your Lawyer Talked to Jesus?
If I Lay Down The Bottle, Would You Lay Back Down With Me?
Let’s Do Something Cheap & Superficial
You Make My Heart Want A Dip Of Snuff
Your Alibi Called Today
The Pint Of No Return
I’d’ve Wrote A Letter But I Couldn’t Spell YUCK
Honky Tonk Amnesia
You’re The Reason God Made Oklahoma